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Kappa Japanese merman who climbs in the ass
Kappa — River Imp (Kami) in Japanese Shinto and Buddhist Traditions
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Japanese River Imp (aka Kappa, Kawataro, Kawako, Kawaranbe) — Creatures and Monsters in Japanese Folklore.
Digital Dictionary of Japanese Buddhism & Shintoism.
I first learned about kappa from this infographic.
He's number five there.
It is written that he drinks blood from the rectum.
Oh!
Kappa should become a symbol of successful trolling in runet!
After all, we like to shout about " the ass is getting old!", " the fart is torn!", "Butthert!"
And kappa is doing just that — here is just a good illustration of the process.
It is strange that it is not used.
And it was for this purpose that I sat down to write a post about the kappa runet should know everything about the kappa!
Although, for sure, they have already written about the kappa on derti.
Therefore, I ask everyone to follow in the comments to read a large text with pictures about the kappa.
The link in the title is in English only for those who are very interested, and this post will not be enough for them.
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So, it turned out that the folklore about kappa among the Japanese is the most diverse.
There are many water deities.
Kappa is just one of them.
Kappa behaves differently everywhere: depending on which area of Japan the legend about him is from.
There are kappas that have climbed into the mountains and they are already called in a different way.
There are those who go to the mountains and become the deity of the mountains only for the winter, and then back into the water.
In general, Kappa is a drowned person, sometimes even a drowned child who has become a water or water spirit.
In some localities, it was believed that girls who were sacrificed to the water gods became kappas.
Here, there is a female kappa.
Kappa lives both in water and a little on land.
It is almost not found in the sea.
Somewhere it is believed that kappa looks like a turtle — like a ninja turtle from the animated series (and the movie), but with a beak and hair on his head.
In short, it is easier to show:
And somewhere kappa looks like a monkey without a shell.
But one thing in common — they always have a saucer (or just an oval recess) with water on their head.
If there is no water in the saucer, then the kappa loses its vitality.
He may die.
Therefore, he does not like to go far from the water.
In short, there is a saucer kappa.
In some legends of antiquity, it was a rather evil spirit.
He could drown you if you pass close to his dwelling on the shore of a reservoir.
Or he could have drunk blood.
And somewhere he drinks blood from the leg, somewhere from the rectum.
In general, it is believed that the kappa pulls out a ball of "shiri–ko–dama" from a person from a person's anus" Without it, a person loses his spine, intestines, masculinity, and blood flows.
Actually, this is depicted on the KDPV of the post — kappa pulled out a ball and a person runs from the water losing his insides.
Or maybe the ball is all the insides at all.
I didnot figure it out.
But in any case, a person without this shiri–ko–dama becomes a fool 腑抜け (literally without entrails).
Kappa either eats this ball, or pays a tax to the water dragon with them.
Here kappa rejoices at the extracted ball:
There is an explanation about the ball that when the ancient Japanese caught a drowned man, he had a relaxed sphincter — everything looked as if a ball was taken out of the rectum.
Who got the balloon?
Of course, the merman who drowned his victim before that.
And somewhere kappa is a pretty cute spirit.
He just likes to fool around.
But with a sense of duty for a good deed, he rewarded with medicine or fish.
He is very fond of sumo, which was originally a ritual in honor of the Water gods.
It is impossible to defeat a kappa in sumo even if an adult fights with a small kappa.
And for losing, kappa can take away a person's shiri ko dama.
But there are some tricks — he will bow before the round, the kappa will bow in response — water will pour out of the saucer on his head and even a kindergarten student will be able to win the kappa.
You can catch a kappa when he is full of offerings to the deceased — then he is also weak.
Here is an example of a victory over kappa in wrestling, pay attention — water is poured out of the head — kappa glued the fins:
Speaking of food.
Kappa loves cucumbers.
And the rolls with cucumbers are called in his honor — kappa maki.
Remember about the mouth guard in the restaurant — do not tell the girl about the ball.
In modern Japan, a water monster with a saucer on its head is quite a popular monster.
The image of the kappa is of course used in the anime.
But here in general, he looks more like a mummy troll:
By the way, please note that the picture shows a feature of the mouthguard, which I did not write about above — the two hands of the mouthguard are connected to each other like a long sausage — if you pull one hand, you can pull both hands of the mouthguard out of the shoulders.
Of course, in the form of a lover of rolls with cucumbers, they are used as a mascot of sushi fast food.
As a monster in a computer game, pajamas, a halloween costume.
Kappa is used by conservationists to prevent pollution of rivers and lakes.
And, in general, to promote traditional Japanese values:
Or you can just act as a garden gnome.
You can fake the corpse of a kappa after all, an animal from the field of cryptozoology.
But you can use a mouthguard with a ball for subtle Japanese humor.
Or you can also do it for Tolstoy (this is a picture from someone's signature on the forum).
Well, I got close to the end of my post.
If at the beginning of the post I thought oh, kappa is the best thing for dvachers and other fans of butthert, we will make a new meme, then now — no.
It's not for them.
The Japanese themselves are doing a great job using this image.
Our interpretation will be rude, only about the ass and taking out the guts.
A sad forsedmem, as they say.
So here, just a post about a Japanese watermark with a lot of pictures.
Thank you for reading to the end.
I apologize for the numerous grammatical errors.
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Posted by Bird personality ptitzin on November 22, 2013 at 15.15
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I wonder if the Italian Kappa has anything to do with all this.
They also have a suspicious logo.
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Posted by JumpDa on November 22, 2013 at 15.35
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JumpDa: Well, there is also a boxing kappa and for teeth whitening.
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ptitzin: Boxing and for teeth — a mouth guard like, well, with one "p".
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Posted by JumpDa on November 22, 2013 at 15.52
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JumpDa: Vicky says so and so.
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Posted by Bird personality ptitzin on November 22, 2013 at 15.55
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Only kappa was not enough for us to be completely happy.
Take care of your shirikodama!
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Posted by Agios Nikolaos on November 22, 2013 at 16.00
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Agios Nikolaos: Take care of your shirikodama from a young age!
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Posted by MyanZ on November 22, 2013 at 16.12
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MyanZ: Oh, it seems that your shirikodama has rolled away!
— now you can call a fool a fool in polite society.
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Posted by Bird personality ptitzin on November 22, 2013 at 16.15
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ptitzin: Well, if it's even thinner — "Have you met Kappa by any chance?"
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MyanZ: Actually, the thin rolling of this picture is just in this a fool in jeans kappa brought a shirikodama.
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Posted by Bird personality ptitzin on November 22, 2013 at 16.22
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ptitzin: - Guys, do you have shirikodama?
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- Guys, I brought you a shirikodama!
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Posted by just reader on November 22, 2013 at 17.48
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A post that risks becoming gold, about Japan, but not from the Japonist?
ORLY?
And yes, just in case, keep hirez infographics.
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Posted by selfdeathtroj on November 22, 2013 at 15.32
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selfdeathtroj: There will be no Gold — because the subnet is 18+ and it is not output to the general main page.
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Posted by Bird personality ptitzin on November 22, 2013 at 20.24
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ptitzin: Haha, sucker!
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just reader: Yes, I'm a shitty predictor.
But not on the story to drag about taking the guts out of the ass.
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ptitzin: it is a pity that it is not displayed on the main page.
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selfdeathtroj: Oh, hell, that's right.
Hayrez fell off, due to the fact that he rewritten the post for the second time — the first one was erased.
Maybe the moderators will correct it.
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A stoned kappa?
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Posted by Alberto on November 22, 2013 at 15.47
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Alberto: And this is a happy kappa with cucumbers
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Alberto: Yeah, with dvacha.
This is also a kappa:
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Kappa fishing.
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Posted by tvshow alex on November 26, 2013 at 13.34
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tvshow alex: On live bait.
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Posted by samopavel on November 26, 2013 at 13.44
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samopavel: on the ass.
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tvshow alex: If I had been shown this drawing before reading the post — I wouldnot have understood a damn thing.
Thank you to the author of the post and to you.
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tvshow alex: Catching a mouthguard for a point.
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Posted by highly illustrative on November 26, 2013 at 14.35
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Eka nevidal.
Have you heard about POPOBAVA?
No?
Read it, kappas are quite peaceful and silent creatures comparable to popobava.
And by the way, from my point of view, popobava is more suitable for the role of evil Internet trolls.
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Posted by Rostislavius on November 22, 2013 at 18.41
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Rostislavius: popobava on d3 has already met more than once
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Posted by Barbotator on November 22, 2013 at 19.47
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Barbotator: It's never too late to remind you about it.
And then I see some people have greatly relaxed the sphincter.
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Rostislavius: >It's never too late to remind you about it.
Well, yes, well, yes, we remember: "After performing an act of violence, Popobava forces his victims to tell everyone about what happened, otherwise threatening to return and rape them again."
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MyanZ:Tell me, tell me...
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in general, all this Jap mythology is that ancient, that manga with anime causes a steady disgust.
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highly illustrative: well, the Japanese are not burdened with Christianity, so they easily develop mythology on topics that are taboo for Europeans.
Manga and anime are generally a separate, constructed language, with its own internal rules and plot and drawing, which no one is going to explain to you before reading/watching.
So it is quite a normal reaction.
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ptitzin: I understand it mentally, but it's still unpleasant.
Just what should be going on in the popular consciousness to invent such anal myths... what the Japs admire is the ability to optimize everything Chinese.
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highly illustrative: Well, how can I tell you.
They just came up with an explanation — all that bad happened to the drowned man, it was the spirit of water that did it, the water one.
I think it's pretty obvious.
And then this explanation began to attract attention, it began to be added when describing the water.
And this explanation can only be found in a couple of fairy tales in several regions, the rest did not bother with this garbage.
But here are three mentioned and that's it — now all the mouthguards in Japan are pulling out the ball iki from the ass.
And no one tries to hide it, not to mention it, because they do not have a taboo on the ass, unlike the Christian cult — well, they pull it out and pull it out, sometimes, do not fight in sumo with a mouthguard.
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Nitori sends her regards.
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Posted by atomlib on November 23, 2013 at 05.26
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atomlib: I'm sorry, I donot understand your onym.
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Posted by Bird personality ptitzin on November 23, 2013 at 09.25
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ptitzin: "Toho Project — is a video game.
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I wrote atomlib on November 23, 2013 at 10.06
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atomlib: and how does Nitori feel about mouthguards?
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ptitzin: Nitori Kawashiro kappa.
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atomlib: Choto doesnot look like it.
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Posted by Bird personality ptitzin on November 23, 2013 at 12.33
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ptitzin: It turns out, not a ball, but a wrench.
And contactless... your mother.
I had one friend with a very disproportionate ratio of backpack and body.
It's good that everything ended safely.
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atomlib: Arenot these toho lovers called kuklaebs?
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ptitzin: Not, then fans of Rozen Maiden.
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MyanZ: And what is the difference between them?
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ptitzin: And the fuck will understand them.
I donot understand varieties.
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wilddolphin: Read it, everything is explained there.
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wilddolphin:
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wilddolphin:
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wilddolphin: the probes are the same!
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And I learned about the mouthguards from the Westerfeld trilogy.
It was mentioned there that the Japanese defeated the Russian fleet at Tsushima with the help of GMO mouthguards.
Now I'm even worried about the Russian sailors.
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Posted by komestor on November 22, 2013 at 16.24
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And in fact — an unbridled old Chap faggot.
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Posted by highly illustrative on November 22, 2013 at 17.43
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How is it that Akutagawa's "In the land of the water" has not yet been remembered?
The mouthguards are cool, they're the ones who, like, taught people how to fight?
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Posted by wereman on November 22, 2013 at 21.46
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wereman: No, I wrote there, sumo was a ritual before.
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wereman: You can also remember the Strugatskys '"Man from Pasifida".
There, however, the topic under discussion is not completely uncovered.
For some reason.
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WTF Japan?
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Here are many more pictures of kappa.
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What a nightmare!
These Russians all look the same....... mdya..
a wrench....
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How, no one has posted yet
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Posted by wazuzuz on November 22, 2013 at 17.29
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wazuzuz: and what, no one will bother to comment on their minus?
Or like everything was hushed up, and I hushed up?
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wazuzuz: It seems pointless to me to comment on a meaningless comment.
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io: It's just that either no one is in the topic here, or they are shy:)
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samopavel: why this information?
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highly illustrative: In order to show that the wazuzuz comment is not so much meaningless as highly specialized.
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io: That's right.
I donot understand — I'll fuck a minus.
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wazuzuz: Well, enlighten me what I donot understand so important?
I donot know why turn dirty one and haveformed in which the most valuable review of the Association are the first level of "why not" (and why should it be?), "I think one...", "who knows he will understand," trollface or awesome valuable "unite!" (these are generally fun – two hundred people to fill the post and then there is the prick who decided to thank personally, apparently believing that his appreciation for the author is particularly important, despite the fact that the author most likely did not know what kind of hell).
So, why should this picture be here?
Your comment contained interesting information, an original opinion, it was witty.
Or is he just garbage with the help of which a person for some reason wants to find out that someone else has the same associations of the first level with him?
What was I supposed to understand?
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io: I'm going to show you a funny thing now.
A little higher up there is a comment about the Carr clothing brand, which was born from exactly the same association of the first level.
Only I donot see your minus there.
If for you my comment is garbage, and that comment is the standard of "association", then explain to me what is the difference between them?
The fact that I did not accompany the picture with an explanation of who this guy is, what he is famous for, and why he belongs in this topic does not mean that a pompous "oldfag" should come on his registration date and immediately put me in my place, calling my comment garbage for no apparent reason.
And what do you write there about gratitude and other nonsense — so you have a terminal non abortion.
You can make a repakku with grief, and take your leave.
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wazuzuz: Thank you for mentioning what I can do, but I already know my capabilities and did not ask for hints.
But I'm still waiting for what exactly is your comment interesting, what is the meaning of it I couldnot understand?
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io: The face of this guy (whose name is Joshua, if you're interested) is used as a smiley face on the site twitch.tv Those who participate in the chat on this site know that Josh's face (Kappa smiley face) is associated with trollface, snideness and buttchert, which somehow (on a slightly deeper level than the first one) correlates with the idea stated in the original post (Kappa causes an ass pain).
Is it okay?
Satisfied?
Would you like some coffee?
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wazuzuz: and why should all those who do not sit in the chat know this?
No one is interested in a dull local forced meme.
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wazuzuz: Donot be so sad, sir, shirikodama is a lucrative thing.
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