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"Glasnost is the truth multiplied by impunity
— - Dovlatov about Dvach
Master, in person!
Sergey Donatovich Dovlatov (1941-1990, arm. Սարգիս Դովլաթյան, Hebrew. ras .ררייי מעֶצִ ׳ י י) - half YERZH (and according to Yerzh's laws, it's not YERZH at all: mother is Armenian), a racially faithful writer, among other things, who gave rise to a large number of winged expressions, popular, including in the blogosphere.
According to the Minister of Culture Medinsky, "an outstanding literary phenomenon of the second half of the XIX century", which seems to hint at what kind of minister we have.
Content
1 Essence 2 Quotes 3 A Little Hate 4 Street 5 Notes
[edit] Point
Dovlatov looked at you…
An ordinary kosher writer lived for himself, he did not bother anyone.
And then, in the year 72, he was pulled to go to Estonia for about five years, and when he returned to the scoop, he suddenly began to viciously troll the entire party elite with his anti political vysers, for which, after numerous warnings (under Stalin they would have shot), he was finally cut out of the USSR.
The rest of his years Dovlatov lived in Pindustan, where he wrote an amazing story "Branch", in which he maliciously stood up the process of Soviet emigration of that time, the first years of his life abroad and the foundation of Radio Liberty.
...and that's enough.
Unlike Nabokov and others, who repeated the experiment, he was engaged in anti Soviet propaganda activities outside the country, deeply implemented the principle of" red terror " and generally continued to troll our authorities of that time in every possible way.
In 1990, without waiting for the collapse, he accepted the Abrahamic faith from cirrhosis.
A distinctive feature of Dovlatov's work is that in the vast majority of his sentences, all words begin with different letters (for example, in the story "A Donkey must be thin" there are deviations from this rule).
This professional feature was used by Dovlatov in order to keep himself in the strictest discipline.
For Sergey Donatovich did not want to write a lot, but he wanted to write stylishly.
That Dovlatov is an unsurpassed stylist is a fact.
His love for short sentences, the absence of metaphors in the text — all these are characteristic features of Dovlatov's prose.
That is why, by the way, it was so easy to translate Dovlatov into a foreign language.
Also, the author of two offline blogs, where he wrote exclusively lytdybr: "Solo on "Underwood"" and "Solo on IBM".
Fortunately, due to the offline nature, comments on blogs were impossible, so they reached us free from the endless "afftar zhzhot" and "repent, you vile hireling of Reagan".
He served (unlike many other heroes of the humanitarian front) as a conscript in the internal troops, was on the turntable zone.
Based on his impressions of the service, he wrote the book "Zone", which is very satisfying.
If you believe the text of the book, he once brought a mature convict to self mutilation, which, of course, characterizes Sergei Donatovich as an intelligent and good natured person.
In Pindustan, Dovlatov went uphill.
First, his stories were published by the prestigious magazine The New Yorker.
Many American writers did not publish there, although they really wanted to.
Kurt Vonnegut fucked Dovlatov about the publications in the New Yorker
Dear Sergey Dovlatov!
I love you too, but you broke my heart.
I was born in this country, served it fearlessly during the war, but I never managed to sell any of my stories to the New Yorker magazine.
And now you come and bang!
— Your story is published immediately.
Something strange is happening, I'll tell you…
Proof
Secondly, in the States, Dovlatov realized his dream and organized the newspaper "New American".
[edit] Quotes
He doesnot even look at shit like that
Resolute nonconformism coexisted in him with absolute unscrupulousness.
There are all sorts of satirists, fucking humorists…
The editor of "Soviet Estonia" was a good natured man.
Of course, until the moment when he became cruel and angry.
She began to lie.
I am silent in such cases let them.
Disinterested lies are not lies, they are poetry.
The salary is good, but small.
Borka drunk and Borka sober are so different people that they are not even familiar with each other
Fart
Born to crawl to fly... does not want to.
Abanamat
Commander in Chief
Personal belongings of the partisan Bosniuk.
The bullet from his skull, as well as the nail with which he wounded the fascist ... the partisan Bosniuk lived widely.
Everything is different for Borya.
He drinks every day, and, in addition, he has binge drinking.
We had a drink and lit a cigarette.
Alcohol was ineffective.
After all, getting drunk properly is also an art…
I only light a cigarette when I've had a drink.
And I drink constantly.
Therefore, many people mistakenly think that I smoke [1].
And what, Jews are also people.
They sent one to us at MTS.
Everyone thought he was a Jew, but he turned out to be a drinking man.
Not to finish for a long time is the advantage of a man, not a speaker!
I'm a fucking Chekhov type writer.
A fucking moral dilemma.
A life size angel figure.
I will not change the linoleum, I have changed my mind, because the world is doomed.
Frostbitten toes and ears of the head.
"Have you been drinking?" - no.
Do you have any suggestions?
What are the troubadours of the regime feeling sad about?
If we stop now, it will be artificial.
We drank when there was no money.
It's stupid not to drink now that they are there.
I am against people like them, I feel terrible anti Semitism.
The cockroach is harmless and elegant in its own way.
It has the fast paced plastic of a small racing car.
I was disgusted, and I left.
Or rather, he stayed.
It's boring — "Schlippenbach complained," and there's nothing to drink.
I'm lying here on the couch alone, with my wife.
The tsar shouts in horror: - What have I done?!
Why did you found this fucking city?!
I donot drink beer.
But I'll drink it with pleasure.
— Are you an alcoholic?
— Yes, - Zhbankov answered clearly — - but in moderation.
Many people do not like feces.
And you?
I'm late for the plane, guys…
The taxi, you know, is waiting…
The child is sick... the wife, the bitch, is giving birth.
— Do you have a car?
— You ask if I have whole socks.
Bush was handed a glass of liqueur.
Bush drank willingly and said — " I canot.
I'm on a mission.
The very idea of a binge was a harbinger of it.
Neighbor, help me out, give me a five ... well, a three ...
I beg you by Christ ... you bacillus bitch.
— How about this?
- About the plein air?
- About the port wine.
Dozens of books have been written about the dangers of alcohol.
There is not a single brochure about its benefits.
It seems to me, in vain.
He took out a bottle of vermouth with a green label from under the mattress.
I hid it from myself…
And I found it right away.
— And, fuck, the younger generation?!
- What kind of words are parasites?
I donot believe it!
Lenin is overdoing it!
Timofey is a psychotic.
Polina turns her ass around.
And Dzerzhinsky generally looks like a bandit.
I envy you, messengers of the future!
We lit the first lights of new buildings for you!
It's for you…
Listen up, you dogs!
Left with gulkin's dick!
Nadya, if you fuck around, I'll kill you!
I'll find you and maim you like a monkey…
I guarantee that…
And remember, bitch, Vovik loves you!..
I counted the money without taking my hand out of my pocket.
I write anything on paper.
But out loud, in front of people…
Will we get drunk when I get back?
A kebab shop is the only place where a broken face is the norm.
You are a terrible shit, mon colonnelle, do not blame me!
The salad had mushrooms, cucumbers,prunes, radishes, but pasta prevailed.
This is not a red haired, twirly tall woman.
This is the metaphysical poet Vladimir Erl.
The speakers, smelling of milk and manure, replace each other.
At first, we were shown a canyon, something like a gorge.
Kovrigin, who had followed us, looked at us and said — " There are a lot of such canyons under Melitopol!
I keep the lost secret of making Tula gingerbread.
Donot start talking too smart.
Another time you'll have a drink with Shablinsky, and then the whole evening: "Hypostasis, hypostasis..."…
Type — Sergey Yesenin, Armenian Radio…
I've had a drink and I'm free for the whole day[1].
Then a drunk guy with an accordion approached me.
Her furs were turning an intimate pink.
Tears were rolling down the harmonica player's cheeks.
He asked: "Why did they deduct six rubles from my advance payment?
Why didnot they give you a day off on the lute?"
I read so much about the dangers of alcohol that I decided to stop ... reading.
"The busts are shaking," Lebedeva complained, " and the legs are swollen.
I always get better when I'm nervous.
And I eat a little, cottage cheese and testicles…
If you donot smoke in the morning, then it's stupid to wake up…
I hate only anti communists more than communists.
— What should I do?
- Donot think.
Drink vodka.
- Zhbankov took out a bottle.
— For seven years now…
For seven years now ... " the aunt repeated.
For seven years now... "
Aunt Aniela said in a stronger voice…
And then my uncle's lively voice rang out in the hall: "For seven years now, Aniela has not been married…
Harmony is hidden at the bottom of the bottle.
I went and repeated: "Oh, how to live on?
How to live on?..
You canot be a virgin at my age!
Where can I get potassium cyanide?!"
The sun and Lieutenant Khuriev were rising from behind the hillock.
Et sidor faggot boz where…
There are absolutely no men... many girls leave without having rested…
— Do you know him well?"
- Good, on the bad side.
I easily refrain from the first glass.
But I donot know how to stop.
The engine is good, but the brakes fail…
Against the background of Brodsky, all the other nonconformist poets seemed to be people of a different profession.
Talent is like an erection — it is difficult to hide, but it is impossible to simulate…
Captain Turner's life consisted of courage and drunkenness.
The captain stumbled along the narrow strip of land between these two oceans.
They donot ask God for supplements.
Geniuses, of course, have neighbors, just like everyone else, but are you ready to admit that your neighbor is a genius?
It is clear to everyone that a genius must have acquaintances.
But who will believe that his friend is a genius?!
The greatest misfortune of my life is the death of Anna Karenina.
Integrity is more often worried about those who are not bought.
I have money chickens do not bite.
The slogan for shooting: "Knock out, your mother, twenty five out of thirty!"
All normal people have complexes, only degenerates and skiers do not have them.
Alcoholism is curable, drunkenness is not.
I love you.
And even a possible clap wonot stop me.
Our memory is selective, like an urn…
What is the difference between a corpse and a dead person?
In one case, it is a dead body.
In the other — a dead person.
I was ill for three days, and it had a great effect on my health.
One of my grandfather's duels with God ended in a draw.
Man to man — anything you want…
Depending on the circumstances.
A person is used to asking himself: who am I?
There is a scientist, an American, a driver, a Jew, an immigrant…
And you should always ask yourself: am I not shit?
He looked like a diver.
Just as lonely and impenetrable.
Life has turned my cousin into a criminal.
I think he was lucky.
Otherwise, he would inevitably have become a major party functionary.
[edit] A little hate
...
Dovlatov's literature turned out to be an ideal literature of average taste for the middle class.
...
Dovlatov strongly and by no means for the better influenced his fellow countrymen, instilling in them the self worth of chatter, offering an anecdote as an ideal basis for the plot.
This may be how readable prose is made, but significant prose is not made in this way: it requires some kind of tension, passion, the scale of feelings.
...
"The soothing caress of banality," Georgy Ivanov wrote about such literature; Sergey Dovlatov, who also tried very hard to orient himself first to the Petersburg, and then to the Brighton mainstream, caressed the intellectual subconscious with similar things.
And in literature, there is nothing worse than the middle.
…
Sergey Dovlatov, a genius of average taste, who is not cold and not hot, but just so warm that everyone likes it.
This angel of the Laodicean Church of the model of the eighties embodies that ideal, perfect mediocrity in its own way, the biography of which will not upset anyone and will comfort everyone.
People like to be complained to, but they complain wittily and not too hard.
People like losers who have everything more or less in order.
Dmitry Bykov
What do I think about his work today?
In fact, I think the same as in the 1980s.
That the writer Dovlatov lacks degrees of soul.
That the solution of his prose is not strong and not burning.
The most powerful literature ― this is tragic literature.
Anyone who does not work in the genre of tragedy is doomed to be secondary, even if you publish it and republish it to the holes.
And at least you will lay his grave with flowers.
Well, that's fair enough.
Only the most burning, the most terrible, the most striking will survive for centuries.
With weak lights in your hand, you can not cross the great forest of darkness.
Eduard Limonov
[edit] Street
At the end of 2013, someone filed on change.org a petition to add to the name of the 63rd street of the New York borough of Queens — about which the writer wrote, and on which he lived- "Sergei Dovlatov Way".
And still added.
[edit] Notes
The authorship of Sergey Dovlatov is not confirmed, there is a hypothesis that this is an expression of Gennady Shpalikov and it sounds: "I drank in the morning — I'm free all day!"  [ + ]
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