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ZIONIST OCCUPATION GOVERNMENT We still found out about us, but no one will hurt you all shit.
You can live longer.
"Donot you know?
They are all in collusion — the Jews, the Vatican, the dictators, and the Democrats
"- C. S. Lewis, "The Dissolution of Marriage".
"...
- This is nonsense, everything is very clear in this investigation.
— That's what 'they' want you to think.
"Sir, we are 'they'.
— - The King of the Mountain
Delivering a breakdown of the covers
The conspiracy theory is an attempt to explain the origin of a certain event in a completely different way than the authorities tell the masses about it, which has grown into an unshakable belief that in fact it was the result of a secret conspiracy of certain persons.
To make it more scientific and conspiratorial, supporters of conspiracy theories like to call their activities "conspiracy theory", that is, the science of conspiracies.
Content
1 Conspiracies 2 Variations 2.1 Secret Society 2.2 Concealment of the Truth by the Authorities 2.3 Crypto History 2.4 Examples 2.5 Is Not
3 Anamnesis 4 Treatment 5 Trolling 6 Actually 7 Gallery 8 Links 9 Donot see also 10 Notes
[edit] Conspiracies
"Two cows on a farm are talking: - Imagine, people keep us only to milk, and then kill us for meat.
- Listen, these conspiracy theories of yours are fucked up!
"- Anecdote
Sabzh in folk art
◄ ►
The whole essence of hardcore conspiracy theories, during this program, a conspiracy was also made up under the guise of a joke
A brief essence of ZOG in one song
Conspiracy theories are nothing more than the inventions of paranoids
Noize MC Conspiracy
Actually, there is nothing wrong with the conspiracy theory itself — there really were, are and will be conspiracies, and the assumption of their existence is not yet a reason to prescribe haloperidol to the patient.
A full fledged conspiracy requires only a group of people (at least two) and a plan conceived and carried out in secret from the others.
The situation is not so rare, if you look at it.
A plan secretly conceived and carried out by one person can hardly formally be considered a conspiracy, except for very marginal cases (see, for example, Fight Club).
For example, to gather a crowd, steal a cow from a neighbor at night, sell it, and with the money you get, buy a box of vodka and get drunk, or, there, get to the post of chairman of the collective farm, so that you can turn your fellow villagers around also a conspiracy, redneck style.
A serious conspiracy in words can pursue absolutely any goal, for example, "kill all people", "bring sotona to earth", or simply "world peace", but the main thing in a conspiracy is always to strengthen the position of a certain group of people or a movement by some insidious fucking everyone else.
The reasons that make the conspirators fuck up the population may be different, but their goal is the same as that of the cattle in the paragraph above: true conspiracies are tied to loot and personal ambitions, and do not pretend to be global.
Another thing is that with severe damage to the thought process, the patient begins to explain a little more than all his failings by the machinations of hostile forces.
It is much easier and more pleasant to live firmly knowing that an Englishwoman shits, than to admit that he is an asshole who is not capable of either hired work as an office plankton, or to work as an office plankton manager, or in general to any work.
Work, of course, is not the only thing that is affected by the machinations of the conspirators: Did not give a chick?
ZOG is to blame.
Has a wart grown on the cock?
So, the aliens, embracing the special services, took you into account.
Stepped in dog shit?
Hey…
And these, my brother, are Jew Masons.
[edit] Variations
[edit] Secret Society
PEOPLE!!!!!
KNOW!!
THE PLANET IS RULED BY ZOG!!
Everyman
Serious people are not interested in playing hide and seek
At the center of the conspiracy theory are people who are appointed by the will of conspiracy phages to be omnipotent.
The main features of such a society are globality, secrecy, omnipotence and, of course, malicious intent.
Sometimes this is supplemented by an extensive system of influential henchmen who, sometimes unconsciously, fulfill the evil will of the conspirators.
This society has been trying to take over the world for a long time and still canot, or it has captured and is trying to destroy it and canot in any way.
The classics of the genre are, of course, jews and Freemasons.
Both of them have always been an ideal target for conspiracy theories because of their prevalence, isolation and closeness, so the idea of combining the two currents within the framework of the wave particle Judeo Masonic dualism appealed to the adherents of both beliefs.
From the stuffing on this topic of the late 19th — early 20th centuries, we can note the works of the winrar troll Leo Taxil, as well as the"Protocols of the Elders of Zion".
From the much loved ZOG bitards, the covers began to be torn off only in the 1970s as a development of the previous concept.
Also, in a sense, the analogue of a secret society is the MPH in the view of feminists, which unselfishly brings joy to every TP evil, whose will is global, and which forces itself to hide.
[edit] Concealment of the truth by the authorities
It pops up especially vividly immediately after another plane crash or shipwreck.
The people are waiting for details immediately and immediately, any delay is perceived as a concealment of the truth in favor of corporations (the Boeing fell — the pindos paid for silence, the Tu 154 fell — the authorities hide the state of the Russian aviation industry).
In reality, everything is much more prosaic: when the official commission, yes, finishes the investigation (and this can happen in a year or two after the incident), the boiling of shit, as a rule, has long stopped, and the topic is forgotten.
However, sometimes there are funny characters who are ready to prove the existence of a conspiracy for decades[1].
[edit] Crypto History
"Everything can be, and everything can be, and only that cannot be, which absolutely cannot be.
Although... and it can be.
"- Attributed to highwind
It is an original description of history, revealing to the layman the Truth about the Past, hitherto hidden by the machinations of the previous two variations.
Most conspiracy theories involve an "alternative" representation of known historical facts, but sometimes this is the whole essence of the theory.
For example, Fomenko and Nosovsky are known to the general public as the authors of an alternative historiography consisting of mutually exclusive paragraphs a little more than completely.
[edit] Examples
A clear example of the model of the Jewish Masonic conspiracy.
One of the first versions of the conspiracy theory was proposed by none other than the Frenchman Rene Descartes back in the XVII century.
And he immediately set such a high bar that all subsequent generations of conspiracy theorists can only bite their elbows enviously: what if the whole world around me is an illusion inspired by some powerful and evil demon?
The problem in this case is posed as globally and uncompromisingly as possible: the subject of the conspiracy is the whole world, the main conspirator is God, and you are the very person against whom the conspiracy is directed in fact, the whole meaning of your existence is at stake.
And you also happened to become the main (and only possible) whistleblower.
All further conspiracy theories quite predictably lost in the globality and / or in the acuteness of the issues raised, which, however, is not surprising: an ordinary Hollywood superhero will involuntarily drop his hands before the grandiosity of the enemy and his plan.
The happy ending is canceled.
Mission impossible.
"Protocols of the Elders of Zion".
The product of one of the longest running conspiracy theories.
For a number of reasons, it is especially popular in this country.
"The Testament of Peter I".
The epic text comes from the XIX century, composed by a French diplomat.
The evil Russian Peter came up with how "it should divide and conquer the whole of Europe".
It surfaced from the very beginning, was forced first by Napoleon, then by the British Empire (see the Crimean War).
In the 90s, the idea was put on the shelf, and with the arrival of Putin (he hung a portrait of Peter in his office), it was again extracted from mothballs to scare American hamsters.
"Beria held an amnesty in order to destabilize the situation in the country and legitimize his power."
The malicious intent is obvious, as is the attempt to hide it.
"The Pindos didnot land on the moon, everything was filmed in Hollywood."
Pain for the Motherland.
Sputnik, Gagarin, Leonov.
The final point is the Moon.
And here the pindos are moving their ass a little faster than the USSR and they are shitting the entire victory line.
Tellingly, this shit was invented in the USA itself, and it also has the lion's share of fans there; in Rashka, this is what they lubricate their butthert, mainly potsreots.
"Kennedy was killed by THEIR henchmen."
This is also a classic case.
"The Dulles Plan" is a variation on the theme of "Protocols", only in the realities of the Cold War.
"The twin Towers were blown up by the Yankees themselves."
Classic of the genre.
"Barack Obama was framed to blame him for the Global Crisis."
A modern variation.
This thesis of kakbe tells us that THEY did dark deeds and will continue to do so.
"The Pentagon and the NSA have already sold the biomaterial of all mankind to aliens."
UFO stories are very strongly associated with a variety of conspiracy theories.
In fact, the aliens were cut out back in 1999!
"Protocols of the Carpathian Sages" — the Ukrainian version on the topic of KNOR.
The Flat Earth Society is an organization founded in England and later revived in the United States, which promoted the idea of a flat Earth.
The Flat Earth Society defended the idea that the Earth has the shape of a flat disk.
According to the statements of the supporters of the society, all the governments of the Earth have concluded a global conspiracy to deceive people.
The Society distributed newsletters, leaflets and similar literature that defended the flat Earth model.
In the person of its leaders, the society claimed that the landing of a man on the Moon was a hoax, filmed in Hollywood based on a script by Arthur C. Clarke or Stanley Kubrick.
The cosmology of society is as follows:
The Earth is a flat disk 40,000 kilometers in diameter, centered around the North Pole
The Sun and the Moon rotate above the Earth's surface.
The same thing happens with the stars.
Gravity occurs due to the fact that the Earth is moving upwards with an acceleration of 9.8 m/s2.
The South Pole does not exist.
What we think of as Antarctica is an ice wall encircling the world.
All photos of the Earth from space are fakes
The distance between objects in the southern hemisphere is much greater.
The fact that the flights between them are faster than they should be according to the map of the flat Earth is explained by the fact that the pilots of the airliners are also involved in the conspiracy.
According to reports, when Samuel Shenton was shown photos of the Earth from orbit and asked what he thought about them, he replied: "It's easy to see how photos of this kind can fool an ignorant person."  [edit]
It is not
"The population is to blame for the Global Crisis, 95% of which are idiots" - there must be an evil intent.
"For me, a mason standing at the control panel of the world with a cunning grin is better than running around in front of him in a panic" - nothing can be worse than a mason's insidious smile.
The evil intent is so evil.
"Oil magnates are hindering the development of alternative fuels, because they are afraid of losing profits" - conspiratorial, but too mundane for a real conspiracy theorist.
Olso, the circumstances of the death of Rudolf Diesel, the inventor of the engine named after himself, in the era of the domination of steam locomotives, and therefore coal mining companies, make you think.
"The rotting USA/communists/liberals are to blame for everything..." - similarly, although the Universal Evil, of course, uses the levers of power available to the sabzh.
The presence of a group to blame for everything is a necessary, but not sufficient condition for a diagnosis.
"The Mafia is immortal and powerful" - many "facts" used to confirm the existence of a secret society, as they point to the very top echelons of power.
The Mafia itself is just a tool…
[edit] Anamnesis
"He saw secret Zionist symbols in the structures of buildings, the location of streets and natural phenomena.
Flipping through newspapers or magazines, he found six pointed stars placed in them as if by chance, and looking "at the light", he distinguished secret watermarks or verbal sabotage.
Russian Russian Song Festival is printed on one side, for example, and the title of the international article "We will never allow it" is printed on the other (together it turns out: "We will never allow a Russian Song Festival").
"- V. Voinovich
How it works.
The main advantage and reason for the spread of the disease is getting rid of cognitive dissonance.
Even British scientists cannot compete with him in this.
Any unpleasant phenomenon or fact can be easily written into a cozy scheme, from which it becomes scary to live, but it is simple and understandable.
It also makes life much easier to have just a beaver with a donkey, and not a whole zoo, according to which the roles are distributed.
At the same time, the fact that the majority does not share this opinion allows conspiracy theorists to consider themselves a non professional and reproach others for not understanding what is really happening.
Or even in participating in a conspiracy.
By analogy with the SPGS, the ability to justify what happened is much more intricate than the generally accepted simple version and to find a deep meaning in the most ordinary events, according to the patient's plan, as it were, should not speak of uporotost, but of a sign of a big mind capable of thinking much deeper than the hamsters around him, hypnotized by a zombie.
In some cases, the machinations of hostile forces explain their own fail, which, however, is not always associated with conspiracy theory, the belief in which is sincere (otherwise it levels the therapeutic effect and leads to cognitive dissonance).
Substances can also play a significant role in the formation of such a picture of the world.
With frequent introspection and forced tension of the left hemisphere responsible for logic, the human mind comes to the conclusion that there is no absolute truth, and people (according to one of the theories) are machines that receive information, process it in a strictly defined way and pass it on.
In general, from the point of view of neural networks, it is so.
This means that only what can be convinced of the other is real.
It works like an sql injection.
You give out such information that, when processed by the brain of a certain person, will give out a strictly defined result.
Here a philosophical question arises: What is better, to manipulate people, and even rule the world, bearing responsibility for everything that you do in the name of goals known only to you, or to quietly peacefully succumb to manipulation without realizing it, and not be responsible for anything, drinking beer in your Khrushchev after a hard day's work.
And anyway, how can you be sure that you are not being manipulated right now, by this very text?
After all, it is obvious that with a successful implementation, the victim of manipulation should not realize the fact of manipulation.
[edit] Treatment
"...The history of Russia is regularly rewritten.
Today, every new ruler is not only trying to mix his predecessor with dirt, but also to create a new system of knowledge about the past, historical values, heroes and crimes, in which his predecessors will mechanically be in the mud.
By doing this, he protects himself from the supporters of the departed; to some extent, this is more humane than executing them, and in our age of universal literacy and radio, the masses would have to be executed.
A striking example is the Romanov dynasty.
Hardly anyone in Europe at that time could be put next to their titanic work of reshaping the entire previous history of the Russian Empire to suit their interests.
As a result, we have, at least subjectively, several parallel worlds with different histories.
The question arises: can subjective actions to rewrite history in the future entail actual changes in the past?
Materialism answers this question in the negative…
"- Oleg Izmerov, "The Task of the Empire"
The forecast is disappointing.
It is useless to try to convince the conspiracy theorist, since the adoption of conspiracy theory is caused by a deep psychological background.
With the help of a few unverifiable statements[2], any set of reliable facts is easily interpreted in favor of the existence of a secret organization of Universal Evil.
Counter arguments are either ignored ("THEY need you to think so"), or they are distorted, or, in extreme cases, they are also included in the scheme (a small redistribution of roles does not harm the essence of the concept).
In any case, the authorities continue to hide, evil continues to happen, THEY continue to profit from someone else's grief, and sometimes someone suddenly tears off the covers, delivering them to the agents and trolls without a hitch.
The indication of mutually exclusive paragraphs is also not de yo.
And contradictions are necessarily present in all patients with KSM and are expressed, in particular, in the presence of Stalin (Lenin, Putin, Kennedy — it is necessary to substitute), leading the country out of the power of Universal Evil, which has already taken all the levers of power to its tentacles.
[edit] Trolling
"Skeptic: Yes, there is not really a world conspiracy?
And maybe not one?
Stalinubergedai: Ten.
I counted them.
The Massons are to blame for three, the Jews for two, the Pindos for two more, the Jedi for two more and the Sith for one.
Skeptic: Is there a Russian world conspiracy?
And then suddenly there is, and I do not participate.
Stalinubergedai: There is.
It consists in the fact that behind all ten are the Russians, who have long ruled the galaxy.
But I didnot tell you that, comrades.
Skeptic: Phew, a stone from the heart, I will be silent, like ice on a fish
» — http://samlib.ru/comment/a/abwow a s/zifra4?PAGE=2
It is difficult to troll, because despite the aggressive imposition of their own opinion, the students themselves are not irritable, because they have a large arsenal to protect themselves from cognitive dissonance.
However, they themselves can be used for trolling, for example, throwing in an enchanting arrangement of points over the Crisis, exposing conspiracy theorists themselves (liberals, orange, potsreots, etc.) involved in the will of Universal Evil, forcing them to prove with foam at the mouth that there is no secret society.
The exception is the case when the student's KGM has not entered the final stage, and he is more himself a ymperts, a foshist, a commie or something like that.
Then the standard approach is used for trolling.
[edit] Actually
"Unfortunately, I am increasingly inclined to the conclusion that the world is ruled not by a secret lodge, but by an obvious mess.
"- Pelevin
"A person brought up in the traditions of European rational thinking terribly wants social processes to be subordinated to some meaningful plan, even if it is villainous, misanthropic, but still reasonable, in the sense of rational.
It is easier for him to admit that the world is ruled by villainy thought out for many moves ahead, than to admit the obvious: the world is ruled by a mess – stupidity, utter incompetence and the amazing irresponsibility of Decision Makers that does not fit into the ordinary head.
"- K. Eskov
They're following you, %username%
The conspiracy theory certainly exists.
There's not even one of them.
But the conspiracy itself, described in any theory, may not exist.
In general, analyzing any of these theories, you can understand that they are based on a small amount of real facts and a large amount of speculation.
Then, from this set of mostly unreliable facts, an assumption is made that meets the expectations of the target audience (something they will willingly believe).
This is how a conspiracy theory turns out, which has indisputable evidence (real facts).
It is difficult to fight with such a theory, because as a rule, they do not fight with speculation, but with assumptions.
Assumptions, however, quite logically follow from the existing set of postulates and the defender needs to appeal to common sense and indisputable facts.
But in fact, everything is much simpler.
All epic refusals are explained by the so called "Hanlon's razor": you should not look for malicious intent, where everything is explained by stupidity.
In other words, the world is ruled not by a secret lodge, but by an obvious mess.
So that's it!
You can check out the point by point debriefing here.
In short, conspiracy theories have the same compatibility problems with reality: the abilities of global control attributed to the conspirators, coupled with complete secrecy, require the perfect operation of the conspiracy mechanism, which, with the stated goals (control over the world), available forces (a relatively small group of people) and the duration of action (decades, centuries, or even millennia), is a little less feasible than nothing.
The ability of a certain group of conspirators or a secret society to influence the course of history does not much exceed the role of the influence of an individual.
Unlike fantasy worlds, in our reality, a person or a group of people who do not have superpowers cannot radically change the situation.
They can change the direction of existing trends, accelerate or delay this or that development of events, but in order for something more to happen, the efforts of this group, as a rule, are not enough.
To have a chance of success, the conspiracy must be local and pursue easily achievable goals.
In addition, Onotole, with a slight effort of a few nerve cells of one of his spare mosks, decomposed all the activities of the conspirators into components, giving Anonymus the pleasure of kosher copy paste.
Canonical mutually exclusive paragraphs as is!
The reasons for everything that happens in the world are complex and hidden from ordinary mortals.
The reasons for everything that is happening in the world are simple and obvious to a conspiracy theorist.
The conspirators are so cunning that even the smartest of their contemporaries, under the most favorable circumstances, it is difficult to notice their deeds.
The conspirators are so primitive that even after decades and centuries, it is possible to reveal their deeds and expose their plans, including unfulfilled ones.
Any statement of classical science that is inconvenient for a conspiracy theorist is obviously false and is part of a conspiracy or its consequence.
Any assumption of one conspiracy theorist, any other conspiracy theorist has the right, if desired, to consider an indisputable and strictly proven truth.
Any fact that does not fit into the picture of the conspiracy is undoubtedly irrelevant or even invented by the conspirators for disguise.
Any fact that supports the picture of a conspiracy is undoubtedly real and reliable, even if it has just been invented by the conspiracy theorist himself.
Archival documents are part of a conspiracy prepared to deceive later researchers.
Archival documents are unquestionable if they are quoted selectively, excluding all fragments that contradict the conspiracy theory.
The memoirs are unmistakable and reveal the smallest details of events, even if they directly contradict all the documents or even are openly self promoting and fantastic.
The memoirs are full of mistakes and cannot refute any version of events — even if it corresponds to the documents, even if it is fantastic.
The fact that the conspiracy theorist for some reason did not bother to get acquainted with does not exist, even if it is known to all his opponents.
A fact mentioned at least in passing by one conspiracy theorist, anyone else can, if they wish, recognize as undoubtedly existing and use it to prove their theory, even if it directly contradicts the one in connection with which this fact was originally mentioned.
Opponents of a conspiracy theorist are obliged to behave perfectly correctly; the slightest sharpness on their part is considered as an admission of the absence of arguments and indisputable evidence of their ignorance, groundlessness, mental inferiority.
The opponents of the conspiracy theorist are obviously ignorant, groundless, mentally deficient and do not have arguments, in which they can be constantly accused with any harsh words and expressions, without caring in any way about correctness.
Onotole
In addition, you should always pay attention to the occupation of conspiracy theorists who assume control over humanity.
As a rule, these are people who are not able to cope even with a team of three people.
And yet, all of the above does not mean that throughout the history of mankind in the peys, Jews do not sell the meat of unbaptized Orthodox Russian babies to aliens from Sirius with the tacit consent of the US State Department.
[edit] Gallery
This is obvious to every conspiracy theorist
Freemasons
They're obviously up to something…
He knows something
Elections in Russia
[edit] Links
The Big Conspiracy Theory.
Conspiracy gurus have released the third season of fearless revelations!
Khazin's ward.
The term "global financial backstage" is heard in almost every program.
Guidebook catalog on conspiracy theories by Alexander Gelich Dugin (with brief excursions into the author's violent subconscious).
ckotinko is an exemplary patient with a terminal stage of conspiracy.
Freemasons, Illuminati, Communists, everything.
Open Your Mind Illuminati Symbolism delivering a breakdown of veils.
Briefly about conspiracy theories from Onotole himself.
The Cold War is a collection of conspiracy theories about everything in the world.
List of conspiracy theories and a List of existing political conspiracies (in English)
The insidious Plans of the Greys This is not talked about either on TV or in the media.
A thematic plaque.
A set of classic conspiracy hackers.
Conspiracy theory for dummies.
A course of lectures on conspiracy theory.
KPE adds fuel to the devils.
About how everything happens: the breaking of the covers and the cracking of templates.
Global genocide.
Obvious facts and an adequate analysis.
Part 1/1385.
Global genocide.
Obvious facts and an adequate analysis.
Part 2/1781.
Conspiracy theories that turned out to be true
[edit] Donot see also
Inappropriate artifact
And the authorities are hiding
«Zeitgeist»
Freemasons
Mukhin
COB
Reptiloids
ZOG
The Golden Billion
Lunar Conspiracy
[edit] Notes
Эстония The ferry "Estonia", a Korean Boeing shot down by a Soviet fighter in 1983, thousands of them.
↑ Try to prove that the crash of Kursk was not staged, or that the general was accidentally on the fallen plane.
[ ✡ ] ZOG does not sleep, ZOG does not sleep beware,!
7it.
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